> Subject: Clinton and the Titanic
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> This is political, but I think it's funny!
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> The Titanic And Clinton
> An analysis about our leader and the movie, Titanic:
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>  TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
> CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
>  love, and subsequent catastrophe.
> CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
> love, and subsequent catastrophe.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is
> wildly popular
> CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval
> rating is at 70%.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
> CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind.
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> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.