Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems  that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here  is a
"friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

My Friend, when you are sad,...I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge gainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile,...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared,...I will tease you about it every chance I
get.

When you are worried,...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit your damn whining.

When you are confused,...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb
ass.

When you are sick,...stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever it is you have.

When you fall,...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath,...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to 10 of your closest friends and get
depressed because you  realize you only have 2 friends, and one of
them is not speaking to you right now anyway.