> A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
> search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
> full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
> Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
>
> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
> whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
> packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
>
> The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she
> closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and
> reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
>
> 1. Take a shower.
> 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
> 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
> 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
>
> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
> happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
> rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
> "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So,
the
> girl calls the pet store.
>
> The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
>
> Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes
him
> in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
> the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up
> the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
> "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"