One winter
morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street, so the snowplows
can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.
"Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week
they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are
expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power
goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love
and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit,
Norman says...
"Why don't
you just leave it in the garage this time?"