Subject: Jesus and Moses play Golf

 Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.  They're at the
 18th hole and it's a long drive over a big water hazard.
 Moses tees off, and...sploosh! right in the water.  Moses
 steps to the edge, parts the water, walks down to his ball
 and chips it up onto the green.  Jesus tees off and
 manages to clear the first part of the hazard, his ball
 dropping onto an inaccessible island in the middle.  Jesus
 steps to the edge, walks across the water to his ball,
 and chips it over onto the green.  The old man then tees
 off, clearing the island and...sploosh! right in the water
 on the other side - as the ball sinks it is swallowed by a
 fish.  The fish then leaps above the water and is caught
 by a passing pelican.  As the pelican flies over the green,
 the ball drops from the fish's mouth, bounces twice and
 lands in the cup!  Jesus turns to the old man and says,
 "Are you going to play golf, or are you just going to mess
 around, dad?"