> I don't necessarily agree, but some of these are funny.
> How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
> do the dishes?
>  Both of them.
> 
>  Why did the man cross the road?
>  He heard the chicken was a slut.
> 
>  Why don't women blink during foreplay?
>  They don't have time.
> 
>  Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
>  They don't stop and ask for directions.
> 
>  What do men and sperm have in common?
>  They both have a one-in-a-million chance of  becoming a human being.
> 
>  How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
>  He buys two cases of beer.
> 
>  What is the difference between men and government bonds?
>  The bonds mature.
> 
>  Why are blonde jokes so short?
>  So men can remember them.
> 
>  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
>  We don't know; it has never happened.
> 
>  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
> good-looking?
>  They all already have boyfriends.
> 
>  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband  is every night?
>  A widow.
> 
>  When do you care for a man's company?
>  When he owns it.
> 
>  What are a woman's four favorite animals?
>  A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
> and an ass to pay for it all.
> 
>  Why are married women heavier than single women?
>  Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
> women come home, see what's in  bed and go to the fridge.
> 
>  How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
>  His hand caught fire.
> 
>  How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
>  Put the remote control between his toes.
> 
>  What did God say after creating man?
>  I must be able to do better than that.
> 
>  What did God say after creating Eve?
>  Practice makes perfect.
> 
>  How are men and parking spots alike?
>  Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
> extremely small.
> 
>  What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in  common?
>  They're married.
> 
>  Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
>  God says: "So you would love her."
>  "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"