Subject:  THE 20 THINNEST BOOKS OF ALL TIME

20. HOW TO LAND A PLANE AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD -
by JFK, Jr.

19. HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN - by John Bobbit

18. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J.Simpson

17. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION

16. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres

15. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

9. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

8. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

7. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

6. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

5. FRENCH HOSPITALITY

4. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

3. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And the Number one World's Shortest book:...

1.  THE BOOK OF VIRTUES BY BILL CLINTON