THE AIRPLANE

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but

only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball

player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he took the

first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm President of the

United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of

a superpower nation. Everyone is depending upon me to rid the world of terrorism.

America's people won't let me die." So he took the second parachute and jumped

out of the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the

former President of the United States, and I am also a New York Senator and

a potential future President. In fact I am the most ambitious woman in

the world and the most clever woman in history." So she put on the

pack next to her and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10

year-old schoolboy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years

left, so as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the

last parachute."

The boy replied, "It's ok Mr. Graham, there's a parachute left for

you. The most clever woman in history has just taken my school

backpack!"