> > There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know
> > about her occupation.  One day, the police rounded up a group of pros
> > and the girl was busted.
> > The cops had all the girls lined up against a wall on the street where
> > they were caught soliciting.
> > Just then the granny walked by and saw her granddaughter, she asked
> > the girl, "What are you lining up for?"
> > The granddaughter, not willing to reveal the truth, told her grandmother
> > that she was lining up for some free oranges.
> > Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of
> > the line.
> > A policeman who was going down the lineup taking information from each
> > girl, soon reached the grandmother. He was stunned and bewildered to see
> > her so, he asked carefully, "Ma'am, you're rather old to be out here,
> > how do you still do it?"
> > Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take out my teeth and
> > suck'em dry."