Subject: A Toilet Bowl Race


2 ants are standing on the edge of a toilet bowl.  The first ant says "I
bet I could get around this toilet bowl in less than 5 minutes!"  

"Go for it" says his friend and times him.  The first ant runs like crazy
and gets back in 3 and a half minutes.  "Not bad" says the second ant, "but
just watch me!"

The second ant takes off at top speed, and the first ant waits ... 2
minutes, 3 minutes ... finally 15 minutes later the 2nd at comes up panting
and exhausted.  "What happened!!??" asks the first ant.

"Well, when I got about halfway around I just got pissed off."