YOU'RE KNOWN TO BE FROM MICHIGAN WHEN.......
 
 You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre".
 
 Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
 
 The local paper covers national and international
 headlines on one quarter page, but requires six pages
 for sports.
 
 You think everyone from the city has an accent.
 
 You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
 
 You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel
 nightie with only eight buttons.
 
 You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
 
 You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a
 snowsuit.
 
 You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
 
 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
 get filled with snow.
 
 You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a
 blizzard.
 
 You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
 Almost Winter, and Construction.
 
 You find -20 F a little chilly.
 
 Summer takes place the second week of July.
 
 You think the start of deer hunting season is a
 national holiday.
 
 The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. 
 
 You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
 
 Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body
 workout.
 
 You know which leaves make the best toilet paper.
 
 You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your
 finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots.
 
 The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
 
 You actually "get" all these and forward them to all
 your Michigan friends.