And this is how it all began?
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God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam
said, "What's a valley?"
and God explained it to him.
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Then God said, "Cross the river"
And Adam said "What's a river?"
and God explained it to him.
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And then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam
said, "What's a hill?"
and God explained it to him.
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Then God told Adam, "On the other side of hill, you will find a
cave,"and
Adam said, "what's a cave?" and God explained that to him.
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"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam
said, "What's a woman?"
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So God explained that to him, and said,"I want you to
reproduce." And
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
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So God explained it to him.
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So off went Adam,
down into the valley,
across the river,
and over the hill,
and into the cave,
and found the woman,
and in about five minutes he was back.
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. God said angrily, "What is it now?"
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And Adam said, "What's a headache?