Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  
  Answers:
  
  Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
  Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever
  motive there was.
  
  Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the
  Establishment would let it take.
  
  John Locke: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
  
  Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no
  meaning except to him.
  
  The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
  the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the Chicken crossed
  the road, And there was much rejoicing
  
  Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy.
  
  Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the
  road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
  
  Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
  selected in such a way that they are now genetically
  dispositioned to cross roads.
  
  Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
  doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this
  chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?'
  
  Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the
  black man. The chicken crossed the'black man' in order to
  trample him and keep him down.
  
  Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
  the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the
  road, and that was good enough for us.
  
  Dirk Gently (Holistic Detective): I'm not exactly sure why,
  but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.
  
  Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which
  will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when
  it divides 3 by 2 it still gets 1.4999999999.
  
  George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into
  thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will,
  when he was really only serving their interests.
  
  Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
  
  Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
  
  Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the
  road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
  
  Pyrrho the Sceptic: What road?
  
  Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
  
  Dr. Seuss:
  Did the chicken cross the road?
  Did he cross it with a toad?
  Yes the chicken crossed the road,
  but why it crossed it, I've not been told!