> And old Army Colonel got himself a new secretary.
> She was young, sweet, and 
> very polite. One day while taking dictation, she
> noticed
> his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said,
> "Col. Smith, your 
> barracks door is open." He did not understand her
> remark. Later on, he 
> looked down and saw his zipper was open. He decided
> to have some fun with 
> his secretary.  He called her in and asked, "Miss
> Jones, when you saw my 
> barracks door open this morning, did you also notice
> a soldier standing at 
> attention?"
> 
> The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why,
> no sir.  All I saw was a 
> little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.