An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office
with
several other doctors.  The waiting room was filled with patients.

He approached the reception desk.  The receptionist was a large imposing
woman who looked like a wrestler.  He gave her his name.  In a VERY LOUD
VOICE the receptionist said, "YES, I SEE YOUR NAME HERE -- YOU WANT TO SEE
THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look
at
the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE
COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION -- AND I'D LIKE THE SAME DOCTOR
WHO DID YOURS."