Father and Son Moment

A boy and his dad were sitting on the end of the dock one morning fishing.

The fishing was slow so the dad reached in his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. The little boy looked at him and asked "can I have one of those?" The dad looked at his boy and asked "is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?" The boy looked up at him and replied "no". "Then you are not old enough to have a cigarette", said the dad.

Disappointed, the boy kept on fishing.

A little while later the dad pulled out a beer and opened it. The little boy looked at him and asked "can I have one of those?" The dad looked back at his boy and asked "is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?" "No", the boy replied. "Then you are not old enough to drink a beer," said the dad.

Disappointed, the boy kept on fishing.

A little while later the boy reached into his backpack and pulled out a bag of cookies. He opened them up and started to eat some. The dad saw what he was doing and asked "can I have one of those cookies?" The little boy looked up at him and replied, "is our dick long enough to reach your asshole?" The father grinned and said "as a matter of fact, yes it is"

The boy grinned back at him and said "then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."