>Subject: Moose hunting
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>> Roscoe and his friend went moose hunting every year without success.
>> Finally, they came up with what they hoped was a foolproof plan. They
>> acquired a very authentic moose costume and learned the mating call of
>> a cow moose.
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>> The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then jump out of
>> the costume and shoot the bull. Setting themselves upon the edge of a
>> clearing in their costume, they began to give the moose "call o'love".
>> Before too long their call was answered by a bull moose some distance
>> away.
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>> They called again, and the bull answered from somewhere closer.
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>> Again they called, and again the bull answered. Soon he came crashing
>> out of the forest and into the clearing.
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>> As the bull's pounding hoofbeats got closer, the friend in the front
>> said, "O.K.! Lets get out and shoot him!"
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>> After a moment that seemed like an eternity Roscoe who's in the rear
>> half of the costume shouted, "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK! WHAT ARE WE GOING
>> TO DO?"
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>> The friend in the front replied, "Well, I know what I'm going to do.
>> I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you better brace yourself."
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