Two elderly old men went to a whore house.
The madam asks them what they want, & they both say "A woman!"
"How old are you?" she asks, & they reply "90."
She tells one of her girls to take them upstairs & put each of them in
a room with a blow up doll.So, they go upstairs & do their thing.
When the two guys come back downstairs the first man asks the other man
"Well, how was it?"
The other man says "I think she was dead.She just laid there.
How was yours?"
"I think she was a witch!"
"A witch?Why do you think that?"
"Because, when I bit her on the tit, she farted & flew out the window."